CTRL + ALT + DELUGE
WHERE EVERY STORM GETS A KILLER SOUNDTRACK
THE
ULTIMATE
CHARITY ALBUM FUNDRAISER
Forget stockpiling batteries, duct tape, or enough toilet paper
to wallpaper a small country.
When the skies open up like they’re auditioning
for a disaster movie…
When the power grid decides it’s had enough
of your Netflix binges…
When the weather app just says “LOL”
instead of a forecast—
There’s one thing you really need.
Not a flashlight. Not a first-aid kit.
Not even that neighbor with the
suspiciously well-stocked bunker.
You need…
an album so electrifying it could
power a small village.
(And possibly fund one, too).
Welcome to CTRL+ALT+DELUGE—the charity record
that turns storms into solidarity,
blackouts into block parties,
and your living room into a
revolutionary weather
command center.
Proceeds go straight to communities
hit hardest by nature’s “oopsie” moments,
arming them with tech, tools, and the
kind of online groups that can
outwit a tornado.
Because in a crisis, the most useful
thing you can have… is a beat that
refuses to quit.
ANNNND.... AS a SPECIAL THANKS, HERE'S your
(completely serious, utterly essential, 100% legitimate guide... mostly)
CRISIS SURVIVAL CHECKLIST
1. The Album 🎶
Forget canned beans—this is the real soul food. Keeps morale high, neighbors friendly, and your dance moves sharp. Bonus: doubles as a frisbee if things get boring.
2. Portable Speaker 🔊
Sure, you could listen in your head… but why not make it a community apocalypse disco?
3. Snacks That Don’t Judge You 🍫
Chocolate bars, gummy bears, and maybe a bag of “emergency” Doritos you definitely won’t eat immediately.
4. A Blanket Fort 🏰
For warmth and authority. Nobody questions the leader when they’re sitting in a blanket fort.
5. A Flashlight 🔦
Not so you can see in the dark—so you can do dramatic under-the-chin ghost stories when the power’s out.
6. Extra Underwear 🩲
Because you never know. Enough said.
7. One Ridiculously Large Water Bottle 💧
You’ll feel like an intrepid adventurer lugging it around. Bonus: great for arm workouts.
8. A Rubber Chicken 🐔
Mood lifter, conversation starter, possible barter item in the post-crisis economy.
9. Duct Tape 🛠️
Holds together furniture, windows, relationships, and possibly your sanity.
10. A Sense of Humor 😂
When everything goes sideways, this is the only thing keeping you from narrating the end of the world in interpretive dance.
thanks for rocking with us,
Free Buffet
Look, Mother Nature’s throwing everything she’s got at Kentucky — firenadoes, floods, HAARP signals, you name it.
But you know what’s stronger than an F6 Tornado?
Your voice — your business — when you join us in the Weatherverse.
All proceeds of CTRL + ALT + DELUGE go to local, real-world causes.
Because when the economy storms, music and community are the real power grids.
So load up, press play, and laugh in the face of Mother Nature’s mood swings.
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